Bumkicker Slade's definitions

effeminate

Having characteristics never associated with manliness or men. Not necessarily feminine or womanly. (How many women do you know who lisp, flutter their wrists, make prissy lips, and prance?

You wonder why you can't get a job as a policeman? Stop being effeminate and maybe they'll hire you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

weasel

A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.

Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

mullet

A short form of the expression, blind mullet.

There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Leonardo di Crapio

An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.

I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effeminate.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

goat pictures

A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.

Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

fairy

A male who acts like he has no balls. He prances, flits, lisps, and gushes. And, for recreation, he cornholes other fairies.

Lloyd is such a sweet fairy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

poofter rorter

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005