3 definitions by Bullet (Le)

The resulting condition, due to trauma of any kind, that migrates the family jewels, the nuts, the gonads, the marbles, etc to the upper body.
"Slipping from the pedals and slamming into the crossbar, Chippo contracted an advanced case of Chesticles", or "With one swift kick she gave him Chesticles."
by Bullet (Le) March 26, 2015
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To get out of bed, nip out to the back lawn in your dungarees, have a quick tinkle, and scuttle back under the covers, only to realise you've now got lawn clippings at the bottom of the bed and a damp spot on your jocks.
BT lay alone and morose with nothing to soothe his pain but memories of happier days and the residue of a Tour of Dural.
by Bullet (Le) May 20, 2014
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Describes any position that accentuates the derriere, buttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc.
"Descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit", or " Touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit."
by Bullet (Le) March 26, 2015
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