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8 definitions by Bud Wise

 
1.
A game idea based on the US army to recruit noobs into the military.

Just because you can snipe someone on the screen doesn't mean that you won't get your ass beat by some towelhead in the middle east with an RPG.
The day where we can use a mouse and keyboard to shoot someone, America will truly kick some ass.
by Bud Wise June 29, 2004
 
2.
aol
The gayest software ever where only a complete nimrod would work for and a dumber one would represent in court. I once used the aol disk to wipe my ass when I ran out of toliet paper and cut myself, perhaps I should sue.

The only use of AOL is for people who need a coffee coaster.
Someone wrote
A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

AWWWW FUCK YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!
AOL SUCKS, if you want someone to stop bashing it, FIX IT YOU RETARDS instead of hiring queef noise ass clowns to write shit like that on a cool ass website like this.

Now I got to go and cornhole an AOL attorney.
by Bud Wise December 08, 2004
 
3.
The womans answer to the cherry swirl. Its where during a guys orgasm, a woman grabs the guys balls really hard and twists until they snap.
After cherry swirling that bitch, she Ball Bustered Parfeit my best friend when she cheated on me
by Bud Wise August 03, 2004
 
4.
1. When you get slaughted online from a fucking noob.
2. When your a frag god and you get fucked up by a pack of noobs.
3. When you carry a Noobcannon or a NoobLauncher and are taken down with a pistol.
4. When you are playing so bad that you kill even yourself.
I was fucking outnoobed on all fronts
by Bud Wise May 21, 2004
 
5.
1. When the lights go out quickly and come back on. Also may reboot computers.

2. When your girlfriend smacks you across the dome.
Shit, that brownout disconnected my Counter Strike game

That bitch brownout my eye
by Bud Wise May 20, 2004
 
6.
A mix race between a black person and an Asian.

If its a chick, a must lay.

She will be tight as an asian but crazy like black!!!
My gf is a basian and now I'm in Heaven.
by Bud Wise December 08, 2004
 
7.
See Outnoobed
To see the definition, go to Outnoobed
by Bud Wise May 15, 2004