156 definitions by Bud E Love

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

J9

1. short for the name Jeannine

Hiya J9, lets meet for drinks later.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

nut hair

1. Pubic hair, short and curley.
2. Insult, see above

You are such a nut hair Ross.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

kool and the gang

1. description that everything is copasetic, or alright.

Joe, "Hey, you guys ready to roll?"
Mick, "Yup, we're kool and the gang baby."

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

240Z

1. Reference to the car of the gods- Datsun 240Z

Me and my 240Z were cruisin the lane.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Stinko de Mayo

1. the day after Cinco de Mayo at all the fairgrounds where festivities were held.
2. smelly place

Man the waterfront is going to be Stinko De Mayo tomorrow!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003