Tiny little town in central NJ where there's a absolutely nothing to do anymore. Most kids from Matawan go to other towns to have a good time nowadays. Also, it has an entire school district where for 12 years you will learn nothing whatsoever (and only students/ former students of that school system can say that). All in all it's a pretty quiet town.
1st Dude: I live in Matawan.
2nd Dude: Is that in America?