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School is an insane time-waster, the place where mediocrity reigns supreme. If you aren't as smart as the the others, school tells you you're an idiot and forces you to learn the material at their pace - even if you can't keep up. They also lower your grades, which will cause everyone - your own family included - to be ashamed of you. However, if you are smarter and learn faster, school will still force you to learn at their pace, making what seems to be normal to anyone else unbearably slow for you, repeating 1+1=2 for months. Not only that, but the way of education kills creativity, one of the defining traits of the highly-intelligent. If that wasn't enough, for some reason, the average student tends to hate the smart, bully them and laugh at them at any opportunity. Appearently, 6.5 hours a day at school isn't enough, so you also have to do homework, extra work that you must do at home, no matter how many better things to do you have (ie; anything). Fun fact - homework is the only legal form of torture, and it is distributed to children daily.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.
Mother: Hello, sweetie, how was your first day of school?
First grader: Fucking kill me.
by Bubblebody November 1, 2020
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The one word that no one can spell correctly.
Yellow: Red is the imposter!
Red: It's impostor, idiot.
by Bubblebody July 26, 2021
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The best thing that humanity has ever created.

Hentai is a genre of anime/manga that involves pornographic content.
Wholesome hentai is a hentai with a heartwarming plot.
Weeb 1: I just read a really fucked up hentai, it scarred me.
Weeb 2: Go read some wholesome hentai on r/wholesehentai, that might cure you.
by Bubblebody October 12, 2020
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Waluigi is the greatest Mario character in the history of the universe and also the best husbando (male version of waifu).
He is known for his lankiness, purple clothes, special figure of speech saying "WAA" every now and then. His symbol is an upside-down L.

Waluigi is so powerful he could easily defeat Bowser with his legs alone and stomp rivals into the ground - literally - in seconds. For comparison - Bowser can smash rocks his size with a single punch and use his fire breath to burn a thick tree in seconds.
Waluigi is also the best memelord ever. He makes quality memes that transcend almost every other meme except for extremely good memes such as Shrek.
The only two things Waluigi cannot achieve are Getting friends (Waluigi's only friend is Wario) and the one thing he was trying to do since 2008:
Becoming a playable character in super smash bros.
He tries over and over again since brawl, when Wario was added, but with no success. Until today, Waluigi is left as merely an assist trophy. Waluigi could be a character if he was to threaten Masahiro Sakurai, the creator of super smash bros., but Waluigi plays fair and is very peace loving so he won't do that.
Overall, Waluigi is extremely powerful, charming and memable but lacks social skills and didn't manage to become a playable character in super smash bros.
Person 1: Who's your favorite Mario character?
Person 2: Is this even a question? Waluigi, of course! Couldn't get into smash tho
by Bubblebody January 15, 2020
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The closest I'll ever get to actually doing LSD.
Charlie: "Have you played the video game 'Everhood: an Ineffable Tale of the Inexpressible Divine Moments of Truth'?

Daniel: "No, I haven't"

Charlie: "Well, you should. It's available on Steam right now."
by Bubblebody August 13, 2022
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1. A series of first-person shooter games consisting of Titanfall and Titanfall 2.

2. The act of a titan - a giant mech suit controlled by trained soldiers called "pilots" - dropping from the sky, ready for combat in the previously mentioned Titanfall games.
1. "Hey, do you want to play Titanfall at 16:00?"
"I don't own Titanfall, but I do own Titanfall 2"

2. "Good work, pilot! Prepare for Titanfall!"
by Bubblebody April 15, 2021
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