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A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.
I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!
by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022
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A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.
I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!
by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022
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A wet Isaac is the act of taking a boiled egg shoving it down your friends throat so far it goes out their anus then taking said egg and feeding it to your hated parental figure of choice
Be careful mom if you keep treating me like this I’ll wet Isaac you!
by Bubble_bee_outside April 27, 2022
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A wet Isaiah is what you call it when you use hot car oil as lube for an intense session of gay sex.
Hey baby, you want to try out the wet Isaiah? I want to heat things up!
by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022
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A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022
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A wet laci is the act of covering your face in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smashing your face into a banana cream pie
Be careful I heard that girl pulls wet lacis on the daily
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022
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A wet bre is when someone in twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head all while sharing the word of god.
I hate this city. Someone just gave me a wet bre at the farmers market
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022
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