4 definitions by Buakk

Someone who puts on full running gear and runs alongside marathon runners for the last 3 miles of the course -looking surprisingly fresh. Glory hunter. Shouts encouragement and takes pictures as they overtake them.

Avoids problems like Runners Bum.

The full kit wanker of the running world.
Did Nick do the Mara-sham again? Yeh, the whole 2.9 miles. That F-ing mara-shammer.
by Buakk November 21, 2019
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Breath-takingly daring levels of Mansplaining. Way above and beyond regular mansplaining.

Examples: Mansplaining Vietnamese food to a Vietnamese girl. Mansplaining metal music to the owner of a metal bar. Straight mansplaining how to come out to a gay guy.
Someone tried to tell the yoga teacher she was doing it wrong - while he fell out of crow pose like 9 times.

Was it Nick?

Yeah, that guy is Mansplain Max
by Buakk November 21, 2019
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A bar or club rammed with smokeshow. The best place in the neighbourhood to see ridiculously hot women.
“Nick, that place is a total smoke shop. They’re never gonna get let your old ass in there unless you drop a grand”
by Buakk November 20, 2019
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A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.
“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"

Levis. Crack-cut denim."

"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”
by Buakk November 22, 2019
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