5 definitions by Brxsr
A man who does calisthenics. He has a legendary bloodline. His grandfather was an infamous climber who would climb the holy lands of your mother’s pussy. His father created National Geographic and is a skilled archeologist. His brother Oliver packs a huge 1000$ telescope for which he shows off to his girlfriend Jacqueline. Leif went to a tennis camp in Wake Forest North Carolina where he learned how to jerk off to the tennis balls. He thinks he is the main character, but that role is reserved for James Chen. Whenever Leif fucks a girl he says he will give her the one piece. Leif’s penis curves like an L. You may think that is a problem, but whenever he gets a boner, his penis becomes so long that it doesn’t even matter because he will rail you sideways.
Omg this guy’s penis was so weirdly shaped but so long. He kept telling me that the one piece was real and that he would give it to him. What even is a one piece? Sounds like you have a Leif Sloan.
by Brxsr February 3, 2023
Handsome Jock who is considerate. He packs an 8 inch dick, but he lies about it to make people feel adequate. He has infinite stamina in bed and will break your mind if you have sex with him.
by Brxsr January 9, 2023
Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.
by Brxsr January 12, 2023
Someone who is skilled in every demeanor. Unlike James Decarlo, he effortlessly rizzes up women by just looking at them. Not only does he gel his hair; he has an 8 pack. Is able to be like a ninja; he somehow knows information that is kept secret. His semen is like a treasure, for it shines a bright gold when excreted from his huge dick. Each milligram of his semen is sold for over 2.3 million on the black market because it can produce the strongest of offspring.
by Brxsr January 29, 2023
The person who has the most rizz in the world. This Rizzasourus Rex has so much rizz that god had to nerf him by stabbing him in his left eye. Pokémon and Minecraft are his favorite games, but manipulating and fucking women are his favorite hobbies. His main goal however is to surpass his rival Nick Vitak who is a God at tennis and basketball. His Italian heritage allows him to unlock powers of mozzarella cheese and pasta. When ever a women gives him head, he sprinkles his penis with cheese.
This person put cheese on his penis and it tasted so fucking good when he cummed in my mouth. He must be a James Decarlo
by Brxsr January 29, 2023