2 definitions by Brugmansia

Top Definition
A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.
Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.
by Brugmansia April 10, 2011
A gnawler is a person that you wake up next to after a night of binge drinking. They are laying on your arm. You are so appalled by the person sleeping next to you that you would rather gnaw your arm off rather than taking a chance on waking them up.
I woke up with a gnawler this morning. I'm never gonna' drink that much again!
I thought my last blind date was ugly, but this one was a real gnawler!
You have never really been drunk until you wake up with a gnawler.
by Brugmansia April 10, 2011
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