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Furry

A furry is someone who is fascinated with animals. Companies like Disney, Dreamworks and Pixar are a big reason why furries exist to begin with as they attach human personalities to their characters, which makes kids feel more emotionally attached to them and often turns them into vegetarians. But becoming a vegetarian is only the first step of the evolution of the furry. The next step is becoming obsessed with Pokemon or My Little Pony. This is where the teen will develop a real addiction and a sense of belonging to a furry community that will undoubtedly influence the teen's behavior, mentality and taste. Eventually, the furry will become obsessed with a specific animal type (often a cat, fox or a horse). To the point where the furry will actually want to have a sexual relationship with one.

Evolution of the furry:

1 - (baby) Has a little teddy bear.
2 - (kid) Adopts a cat/dog.
3 - (teen) Becomes vegetarian because of a stupid movie/cartoon or a random hippie they want to fuck.
4 - (teen) Becomes obsessed with Pokemon or My Little Pony.
5 - (young adult) Prefers the company of animals to the company of humans.
6 - (20s) Starts having dreams/fantasies involving his furry friends.
7 - (25) Becomes fully zoophile and lives bestiality to the fullest.
8 - (30s) Realizes he's a sick fuck and nobody will ever accept this devious and disgusting fetish.
9 - (40s) Tries therapy because he wants to live a normal life.
10 - (50s) Therapy fails. Becomes a fox.

"Hey guyz, look at this MLP real size doll I got from ebay! It's beautiful isn't it?"

"Eeeeewww you sick disgusting furry."

by Brontoburger October 19, 2013