When you lay your cheek on your shoulder, twist your head like you're trying to wipe your face off, and the resulting air pocket in the pit of your collarbone makes a farting sound.
When Michael narted in bed last night, I reached out and accidentally slapped him in the face because I thought he had his ass up on the pillows.
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