4 definitions by Bromosexual22

something you say when you're smoking marijuana outside and it's windy. When you say "House Me" one or more people will block the wind by covering the pipe with there hands.
Damn it, I can't light it. House me, dude.
by Bromosexual22 April 27, 2010
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Man, last night I was about to have myself some coitus, but then she started giving me Oral Coitus with her fucking mouth.
by Bromosexual22 November 20, 2009
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The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.
I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.
by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010
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