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Kengaraks is the posh area in the Latvian capitval of Riga. Women over there are very flirty and know what to do in life.
Female motto of Kengaraks: everything is good in sex. If you give a man sex you will be able to control him
by BrightSky July 5, 2019
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Jekaterina is the most loyal person there is. If she comes in your life she'll stay there forever. The memories of her are very vibrant and fond. Surprisingly, the most distinctive feature about Jekaterina is her ability not to care about a man's wallet size.
Jekaterina is D. Why? Because this is the best mark she wouldn't get at school if she ever finished one.

A man's money is always invested wisely if he follows Jekaterina's advice.

In making cupcakes Jekaterina wouldn't get a "D", but an "F", because she's as dead as a log in this business.
by BrightSky July 4, 2019
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His phallic heart was still beating and wodka running through his veins, when he decided leave this forsaken universe full of wrong values and people striving towards nothing.
In the day of Oleg's death the newspapers had only one sentence on the front page: The forest monstrocity finally wanked itself to death.
by BrightSky October 12, 2019
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