11 definitions by Brick Wall

At first, you are awed by the balls that the creators have in making a show as cheeky as this. But you soon realize what it is:
A crappy cartoon that disguises itself as something cool by offending people and cursing nonstop. Once you get bored with the constant cursing, sex jokes, and other trash, you realize this show is just fecal matter expelled through the assholes of both Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Kid: Oh, look! It's South Park!

Cartman: You ****ing **** little **** !! (insert 5 minutes of off-and-on bleeping here)! I hate you! I hate you all! Go to Hell! (Insert 20 minutes of nonstop bleeping here) SHOW OVER! (Credits roll)

Kid: Oh my god this is soo cool!

Mom: Son, if you want to hear endless cursing, I will happily invite over your neighbor, Tommy! You know, the kid with tourettes syndrome?

Kid: But Mom, he's not a cartoon!

Mom: So? Do I have to convince the people at Comedy Central to make a cartoon character of Tommy?
by Brick Wall December 24, 2004
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One of Hank Hill's friends on the animated show, King of the Hill. He has an unusual way of talking that some think is gibberish.
Boomhauer often begins a sentence with:
"Tell you what, man, dang ol'..."
by Brick Wall December 29, 2005
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TOFU
stands for:

Toilet
Overflowed!
Food for
U!

A white block made from soy beans. A substitute for meat. Tastes like a mix between cardboard and styrofoam.
It's easier and cheaper to eat meat than it is to eat and buy tofu!
Eating meat unethical? Give me a break, what about the poor cute little soybeans killed to make the Tofu?!
by Brick Wall December 26, 2005
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Formerly believed to be an idea in which animals should be equal to people, it is now widely recognized to be a belief where animals should receive higher consideration than humans.

Animal Rights means that humans are forbidden to hunt and/or eat animals, and are forbidden to use animals for ANY reason....
while animals are allowed to hunt and kill, as well as exploit other animals (ants exploiting aphids for their honeydew, for example).

Under this rule, animals are also allowed to kill a human for ANY reason (including, but not limited to: predator instinct, invasion of property, protection of young, etc.) while no human is allowed to kill an animal for any reason, not even to rescue his children from a bear attack.

When it comes to Animal Rights, George Orwell said it best in Animal Farm:
"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others."
The animal rights girl was against animal testing, so she killed a scientist. Meanwhile, she also let a serial killer run free, because he only killed humans...none of his targets were animals. Plus, he was a vegan!
by Brick Wall March 23, 2005
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