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Jenny Jones

The host of a syndicated daytime talk show that specializes in slutty teenagers. Tends to appeal to the same sort of crowd that photoshops Mary Kate and Ashley nudes. Was originally a male-bashing standup comic, but turned self-righteous and got rid of the boob job.
"So I was watching Jenny Jones, and this skanky little eleven-year-old was telling everyone how she slept with the entire Hicksville police department, including the women, and then fell out of her bra."
by Brian X June 24, 2003
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buttered bun

aka sloppy seconds. Though this one goes back a few hundred more years.
by Brian X June 24, 2003
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tremphlicator

A device used in cases of abnormal uvula bifurcation and associated complications.
by Brian X September 28, 2003
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PBR

Inexplicably popular hipsterbrau.
by Brian X September 15, 2003
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slut butts

Marlboro Lights. Apparently all too popular with the lesser grade of woman.
by Brian X August 25, 2003
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Al Franken

A former writer for Saturday Night Live, now better known as a liberal activist and comedy writer. Has incited the wrath of many a conservative mainly for cheerfully shoving their own slimeball tactics back in their face. Currently getting very rich off a stupid lawsuit filed by Fox News and dismissed by a very annoyed judge.
"The nice thing about Al Franken is that he doesn't take himself anywhere near as seriously as Michael Moore."
by Brian X September 21, 2003
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SNAFU

Old WWII Army term. Until the recent (last ten years or so) resurgence of fubar, was the only one anyone remembered.
by Brian X May 3, 2003
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