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A species of geek that lives on the radio spectrum. Usually elderly, often cantankerous, almost always male, can probably dismantle your brand-new walkie-talkie and put it back together in working order in under an hour. Often appends an incomprehensible jumble of letters and numbers to his name (his radio call sign).
by Brian X September 16, 2003
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"Fictition"... I can't quite figure out what that one means. He obviously meant something slightly different from "fiction", but damn if I know what.
by Brian X October 26, 2003
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And then there was the guy who couldn't tell St. Ives from a Maibock... the sad part is that he had a point...
by Brian X July 1, 2003
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Get the Heavy Lourde mug.A song that won't go away, and gets stuck in your head. Makes you want to tear your ears out; unfortunately, deafness can't cure it because it's in there for good.
by Brian X October 20, 2003
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by Brian X May 3, 2003
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I want to respect Bill O'Reilly, I really do, but what nice things can you say about a guy who tried to browbeat the son of a 9/11 survivor just because he was against the Iraq war?
by Brian X October 2, 2003
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