Brian Smith's definitions

assisity

a word describing a girl with an awsome hot ass.

wow! that chic has major assisity!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealoduchious

a word to describe something with no other possibl description.

thats acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealodushious.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

jock

an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.

Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.

it smells like the old people smell at the family reunion.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

laundry noam

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.

the laundry noam stole all of my socks!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip

I got buttlag after two hundred miles.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

germs burn

a cigarette burn that is given by a person who already has one to another person that marks alot of hardcore Germs fans.

that guy gave me a germs burn.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004