Brian Smith's definitions

toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

hummer

yet another slang term for oral sex

Howerd stern just gave that guy a hummer on national TV!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealoduchious

a word to describe something with no other possibl description.

thats acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealodushious.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

jock

an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.

Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

gayfi

any band that comes out of the "new generation" of punk bands that is gothic and emo at the same time just like Afi.

i hate gayfi and all bands influenced by it but all of the old gothic punk bands like TSOL kick major ass!

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

cockazoid

1. one who resembles a penis, testes or scotum.

2. one who ejaculates in his pants.

stay away cockazoid!

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004