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A term to really annoy pseudo-christians in cahtrooms and forums etc. "Lorf" instead of "Lord". Drives 'em pshyco! Lorf is also the name of the god of typos.
"Come on, everybody, let's Praise the Lorf!"
by Brian Jones August 7, 2005
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A School for children, like a Primary or Secondary school.
Mary sends her five kids to the local kiddie factory.
by Brian Jones August 7, 2005
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Moldova is a Republic in eastern Eurpoe, landlocked between Ukraine and Romainia. It's now one of the poorest countries in the former USSR. Moldova can be used to express rural poverty.
"That poor girl from outta town has nothing at all, it's like she's from Moldova."
by Brian Jones August 7, 2005
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Piece of cloth or hankerchief used to collected ejaculated semen after male masterbation, usually left hidden under pillow or materess of teenage males. Used to prevent semen from spilling and staining the bed sheets - and supposedly to stop your mum from finding out how much you masterbate (but mums know what's going on - the smell is a giveaway!)
"Gees, I'd better wash my cummy - it's really starting to stink!"
by Brian Jones August 7, 2005
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Their not scared of anyone , they talk shit < also back up the shit they talk , if you didn’t like them before don’t trust them they will set you up , they can’t be serious < their goofy , also funny
by Brian Jones February 7, 2018
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