8 definitions by Brett the great NCG

Someone or something that is out of place or doesn't fit in because something is goofy looking or sounding about that person/thing
Jimmy is so crunkeyed because he has three fingers
by Brett the great NCG October 26, 2016
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Used to describe when a girls titties bounce up and down when she walks, runs, sneezes...etc.
Damn! Her tits are straight up going jigjug
by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016
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A fat ass J (joint). Like way bigger than normal, this thing is FAT. It’s gotta be at least as thick as a thumb.
“I’m gonna roll up a juicer” or “holy cow bro that things a juicer”
by Brett the great NCG April 20, 2022
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Another name for a roach or small blunt.
Wanna hit of this tooki dude?
by Brett the great NCG October 4, 2022
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A shelf from a certain store or place
You probably got that shit straight off the kliff at Walmart
by Brett the great NCG October 31, 2016
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It's a stage in your life of when you officially learn your abc's
Jac- Aye Brahim do you know your abc's?

Brahim-hell yea I do

Jac-then you in the alphaclub
by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016
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