1 definition by Brett Polek

(N)-The utter most retarded human being that anyone has EVER witnesses.
QUALIFICATIONS:
Hair Lip, Club foot, Cavemen facial features, a forehead that resembles a fetus, fucked up gotee, and an undying love for Stone Cold Steve Austin. Can be any part of speech.
noun."You are such a tuss".
verb. "Go tuss yourself."
adverb. "He ran with such passion, tussingly forgetting his own name."
adjective. "she is a tussish hen."
interjection. "TUSS!"
by Brett Polek November 7, 2004
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