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Fuck bar

A convex shaped metal support bar used to make bunkbeds more sturdy. It is located on the underside of the top bunk and protrudes about ten inches Below the top bunkbed frame. It gets its name because if you sit up too fast on the bottom bunk you can bang you head on it and you say Fuck that hurts

Johnny almost knocked himself out on the fuck bar when someone set off the fire alarm in our dormitory waking him up suddenly.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard December 17, 2019

Rock gut

Lifting something to heavy to lift by one person, usually in frustration and using a horrible bear hug technique

My roommate was so mad about the trash man not taking the broken freezer we carried to the curb that he rock gutted it in the back of his pick up and took it to the dump. I am surprised he did not hurt his back

by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 9, 2019

Wearing me out

Causes someone to laugh so much that it i that it is exhausting

The comedian at the club was so funny he was wearing me out

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 2, 2019

Bitchface

An female with a facial expression that indicates that she is not in a good mood or happy about something and will verbally lash out at you if engage her in a conversation if you talk to her. It is a state of being. It is better to avoid engaging

I was very hesitant to ask Sharon for her update on the project we are working on together today since she has a Bitchface today

by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 18, 2019

Zoomed out

What happens when you feel that you have been on too many video webinar meetings

I am so zoomed out I had 7 video webinars today

by Breaking dancing on cardboard October 23, 2020

Tighten

The response when anticipating physical discipline. The body becomes rigid and tense as contact is inevitable.

I was afraid not to behave in church since my dad would take off his belt and tighten me up when we got home

by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 21, 2021

Double clutched

A offensive move in basketball (usually a shot) that is intended to increase the chance the of being successfully defended or to increase the likelihood of being fouled

When Jordan pulled up to shot the ball at half court. He double clutched to draw a foul.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 27, 2019