1 definition by Breaking Charlee
When a Karen calls the cops on you for crossing a bridge and she adds you to Facebook but after you change your profile picture she’s like fuuuuuck cause it wasn’t you on that bridge.
Yo read this message Leslie Thomas just sent me.
“Confession... I called the cops on you this winter on my way home from work. You were on the bridge crossing the highway. My friend had killed someone accidentally in almost the exact same spot. I was seeing one of your boys (not any of the banderis dudes, those guys are like my brothers). You came up as someone I possibly knew, and it was when you had the basketball picture and I was like delightful and added you... then you changed your profile pic, and I could see your neck and I was like fuuuuuck (I had tried to commit your neck tattoo to memory in case”
“Confession... I called the cops on you this winter on my way home from work. You were on the bridge crossing the highway. My friend had killed someone accidentally in almost the exact same spot. I was seeing one of your boys (not any of the banderis dudes, those guys are like my brothers). You came up as someone I possibly knew, and it was when you had the basketball picture and I was like delightful and added you... then you changed your profile pic, and I could see your neck and I was like fuuuuuck (I had tried to commit your neck tattoo to memory in case”
by Breaking Charlee July 16, 2020