Braveheart's thirst for blood's definitions

Linkicide

The (usually unintentional) killing of Link in the Nintendo console game "Legend of Zelda".

"In Wind Waker I fell from a great height and commited Linkicide! Now I have to start from the last save point."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 8, 2005

nastygram

A legal document stating that you should stop doing something, written in legalese and with the threat of taking you to court. A cease & desist letter.

When they released the FooCat :CueCat barcode scanner decrypting software, DigitalConvergence sent them a nastygram. My neighbor's lawyer sent me a nastygram telling me that my son is playing his Satanic non-music too loud and drawing pentagrams using plant food on his lawn, and will sue me for $666,666.00 if he doesn't quit.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 10, 2006

paladin shower

1. When a knight in shiny metal plate armor takes his enemy and hangs him by his feet and then slits his throat and the knight stands underneath so he can get his armor painted red with blood.

King Arthur took a paladin shower after he discovered that Lancelot ravaged Guinevere's vagina.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 23, 2007

fake dress

A pair of trousers that looks, from a distance, like a dress. Usually worn by women aren't proud to be female, yet are deluded into thinking they are doing their part to look girly. Very unoriginal.

Uther:"What a beautiful dress you have on!"
Igraine:"Those are pants."
Uther:"Ho-hum, another unoriginal tomboy wearing the typical fake dress."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

non-music

So-called music which is either someone talking (they call it rapping) about how they busted a cap in their wife's head over less than 7 seconds of unique sequences of tones (usually bass), or music where an electric guitar is strummed at 100% total harmonic distortion and someone screams worshipping praise to Satan but you can't understand them and it sounds like they are trying to throw up.

Most of what the radio plays these days is non-music. There is no melody.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 8, 2005

two-dimensional organism

A type of mythical creature in the science-fiction/fantasy world that exists in only two dimensions. Is incapable of seeing the third dimension. The most notable feature is that it is required to eat and excrete out of the same orfice. That is, if the digestive system had 2 openings, it would cut the organism in two.

A two-dimensional organism's mouth is also its anus.

Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 19, 2007

sakar

A corporation whose technological feats include a wireless mouse that jumps 400+ pixels at random times along with a 3.1 megapixel digital camera whose battery life with 3 freshly charged AAA cells lasts a gogol times longer (give or take 50%) than a celebrity marriage (the batteries last approximately 10 minutes). Approximate synonym: Chinktronics.

I went to drag a MP3 file to my iPod, but it fell in the Recycle Bin instead, darn Sakar mouse!

At least the battery life on my Sakar digital camera is long enough for Lindsay Lohan's wedding pictures.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood July 20, 2007