3 definitions by Branta NoName

When a girl doesn’t like being called a dude and dudette just sounds wack.
Guy: What’s up dude?
Girl: I’m not a dude. (Rage)
Guy: ... Dudéy?
Girl: Sure
by Branta NoName April 8, 2019
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When you have a crush or a friend who is really bad at texting and you end up spamming your keyboard and then proceed to rant about it.
Person 1: I'm texting my crush.
Person 2: Wow, that's nice.
Person 1: ASKDOCOSKNABABABA!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why is he so bad at texting?
Person 2: No clue.
by Branta NoName February 18, 2019
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When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!
Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)
by Branta NoName February 18, 2019
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