3 definitions by Bransey1963
The pain associated with the after effects of eating a large amount of chili, spicy chicken wings, or spicy Indian food.
Jim: "Hey Bill how was the food at the Buffalo Wing Palace?"
Bill: "The food was great, but the next morning my ass felt like a lavahole."
Bill: "The food was great, but the next morning my ass felt like a lavahole."
by Bransey1963 March 6, 2009
"You're right what Jen was wearing was frickin ridiculous.......LSLISMP"
"Oh my god, I just farted.....LSLISMP"
"Oh my god, I just farted.....LSLISMP"
by Bransey1963 March 6, 2009
When a woman is so aroused that she is way too lubricated and there is just not enough friction to get the job done.
"My girlfriend and I were having some real hot sex but it got way too hot for her. The fun turned into shlippyjiggy and ruined my whole evening."
by Bransey1963 February 27, 2009