A nice town, probably could also
hold the name Chindia for the amount of Chinese and Indian people who live there, also home
5% of all jews in the world. Home
of EB Square, an L-Shaped mall
where really all anyone ever
does is do tons of laps around
it. Probably the only place where when
a kid wants a cigarette and will refuse to call
it one, many times a cigarette is referred to a bogey which confuses the hell out of anyone who this is asked to. Also
to a large amount of freshman and sophies
due to the easiness of getting there. Very often
you will see kids from Old Bridge, and more recently those
pot heads from Spotswood. It is also home
to Mega Movies, a huge
it comes to movie theaters, make sure when
to sit down you sit in a small
group not by Nathans
otherwise you may get into some trouble with
the management. When
you're walking around
there is a whopping 95% chance that you will run into a mall
cop that will have a problem with
what you're doing, whether
it'd be sitting down for too long or not moving (keep your eyes out for the black haired mall
cop, don't have a staring contest with
him he always cheats with
his laser) Most
people once they're done with
just leave or head outside to smoke some weed. Finally, you will probably never see more people wearing those
a million pockets all over them anywhere else. Great sightseeing for those
who never get outside.
"Come on guys keep it moving"
"But... we're sitting"
there is a strict sitting time limit of.... up well
it just went down to a mere 5 minutes"
"Yup, sorry keep it moving"
10 minutes later...
thats good shit"
"You East Brunswick kids ain't that bad"
"Neither are you John from Spotswood"