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2 definitions by BrainStern

When you have a schlong on your head
Unfunny man, Steve Martin is a weapon head.
by BrainStern May 06, 2007
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Unfunniest man in the world ... he's had white hair since the day he was born and even that isn't funny.
Oh my god!!! ... Did you see Steve Martin's standup gig last night??! ... the funniest thing happened ... he choked on the microphone wire and died!!
by BrainStern March 28, 2008
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