1. n. the arm-pit of the Central Valley of central California. Turlock is the geographic center of the state and is 20 miles north of Merced, therefore anyone claiming to be a Northerner (norteño) south of Turlock needs to learn their geography, however, most, if not all, gangbangers are confuckulated
because they spend their days spun ducky woo woo
. If I was mexican (see border brother
), I would not try to kill my brethren - To quote Rodney King
, "Can't we all just get along?"
Merced - Gateway to hell.