6 definitions by Brain (the real one)
by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004
1. n. the arm-pit of the Central Valley of central California. Turlock is the geographic center of the state and is 20 miles north of Merced, therefore anyone claiming to be a Northerner (norteño) south of Turlock needs to learn their geography, however, most, if not all, gangbangers are confuckulated because they spend their days spun ducky woo woo. If I was mexican (see border brother, spic, greaser), I would not try to kill my brethren - To quote Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"
Merced - Gateway to hell.
by Brain (the real one) December 2, 2004
1.n an ordinary house fly that has metamorphosed into a devoluted super fly by consuming the excreted by-product from the skin of a tweaker (a life-form under the influence of methamphetamine). Tweaker flies become extremely aggresive, develop a nuclear-hardened exo-skeleton, their appendages grow to triple normal size. Avoid tweaker flies at all costs: Tweaker flies will dive-bomb you to get their next dose of methamphetimine (they do not care if you are spun ducky woo woo or not). Tweaker flies wings fold back like F-14 fighter jet swept wings. They have sex constantly (partners' gender is unimportant). Tweaker flies love cockroaches sexually most of all.
Dude, don't go to 12th Street; the tweaker flies have taken over Merced and are learning to speak English. One did a fly-by and told me "Give me you methamfriendofmine.
by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004
1. n. methamphetamine
by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004
1. Sippi was uncocked - that's why she act's like a man.
2. The site of Sippi is enough to get me uncocked.
2. The site of Sippi is enough to get me uncocked.
by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004
1.n. methamphetamine
by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004