2 definitions by Bradford Akerman
Rich Maple is the name insiders use when they don't want to give out their real name. You can use it too, anytime someone, or some company requires it, say at a conference, or for a magazine subscription. And it's sweetest when you know that name will be sold and passed on.
The leading breakfast syrups cannot claim they're made from maple trees. Instead, a big label says "Made with Rich Maple." After in very small legalese it says "flavoring."
To those that cannot read small type at an arms distance assumes that "Rich Maple" must be someone because he "made it."
Rich is the guy responsible for cutting corners with your breakfast and he's a symbol of the changing values in this world.
The leading breakfast syrups cannot claim they're made from maple trees. Instead, a big label says "Made with Rich Maple." After in very small legalese it says "flavoring."
To those that cannot read small type at an arms distance assumes that "Rich Maple" must be someone because he "made it."
Rich is the guy responsible for cutting corners with your breakfast and he's a symbol of the changing values in this world.
"Can we get your name for our mailing list that we promise not to sell to anyone?"
"Happily. It's Maple. Rich Maple."
"Happily. It's Maple. Rich Maple."
by Bradford Akerman January 24, 2007
That's the sound to make when someone says something closed-minded or not well thought out, and you want to point out the quick contradiction, and politely, make fun of them.
It is often followed right after firm statements like "that'll never happen" and it's in place of familiar sayings "cut to" or "fast forward to."
In cartoons there's that specific sound effect used to imply the passage of time——-like when the calendar pages flip, or the newspapers spin around. It's purpose is the same if the outcome is ironic. You're jumping ahead to the next scene when the "unthinkable" just happened and it turns out someone's an idiot.
You could probably use this every time, after Homer Simpson speaks.
It is often followed right after firm statements like "that'll never happen" and it's in place of familiar sayings "cut to" or "fast forward to."
In cartoons there's that specific sound effect used to imply the passage of time——-like when the calendar pages flip, or the newspapers spin around. It's purpose is the same if the outcome is ironic. You're jumping ahead to the next scene when the "unthinkable" just happened and it turns out someone's an idiot.
You could probably use this every time, after Homer Simpson speaks.
by Bradford Akerman January 24, 2007