8 definitions by Braden Fredericks

Vigorous Jazz Hands

When you combine foreplay into a hand job.

boii you don’t wanna catch these vigorous jazz hands xD

by Braden Fredericks September 5, 2017

French Centipede

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis

yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick

by Braden Fredericks July 4, 2017

trinity

Whore

“did you hear mike was with that new girl again, what a trinity she is”

by Braden Fredericks September 5, 2017

Santa’s Rodeo

When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.

cum on down to santa’s rodeo this weekend $6.90 a ticket

by Braden Fredericks September 5, 2017

Rubbing The Hedgehog

rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them

yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it

by Braden Fredericks September 5, 2017

Snatchchat

When All You Use Snapchat For Is nudes

Yo can i get your snatchchat?,you mean snapchat? so no nudes then?

by Braden Fredericks June 29, 2017

Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

by Braden Fredericks September 5, 2017