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When a person obtains; a Brown Belt, a Grey Belt, a Red Belt, a Violet Belt, a White Belt, and a Yellow Belt. Note 1: when a person obtains a Gold Belt they are considered an elite peer, and must be provided with a 2-3 free drinks when at a bar starting from the date they received the Gold Belt. Unfortunately, a female with a Gold belt would probably be called harsh names. Note 2: to get a Gold Belt one does not require a Titanium Belt, but if they have both they are considered a legend. There story must be told, and they must receive gifts of no less than $10.00CAD on each of their remaining Birthdays. A female with both the Gold and Titanium Belts would probably be severely called hozilla; sucks to be female.
Jordan, thru one hundred encounters with women, reached the GOLD Belt stature by obtaing his Brown, Grey, Red, Violet, White, and Yellow Belts. He is now a godlike creature.
by Boxhead October 8, 2004
Get the GOLD Belt mug.When a person engages in sexual intercourse, for the first time, with their female partner who is having her period. Once the sexual act is conducted the person will have his/her red belt. A red belt should only be given by a panel of peers to those who can provide proof whether visual, confirmation from the partner, or detailed description.
Kevin was estatic to hear he got his red belt when he made love to the server while she was having her period.
by Boxhead October 8, 2004
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Get the biology mug.When a person, who is not a virgin, partakes in sexual intercourse with a virgin (male or female) thus taking their purity away. The belt can only be granted once the act has taken place, and is confirmed by a panel of peers. This act allows the non-virgin to become a V Card holder and vice takes the V card away from the innocent beholder.
Harold, the non-virgin, obtained his Violet Belt when he made nookie with Hillary Duff the virgin. He now has her V Card.
by Boxhead October 8, 2004
Get the Violet Belt mug.When a person urinates upon any part of their sexual partner(s) body, for the first time. Once urination is conducted the person will have his/her yellow belt. A yellow belt may be given by a panel of peers to those who piss on their partner who has no knowledge the act is actually taking place; proof must be provided from the partner, who is being pissed on, typically stemming from when they realize what is actually happening, and then they can confirm the occurrence to the panel of peers.
by Boxhead October 8, 2004
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Get the Chocolate Luv mug.When a person -male or female- ejaculates on their partner(s) for the first time. This is a unique belt in that it can be attained thru shear mistake. The only criterion is that the projectilation falls on the partners’ body. Leniency by the panel of peers should be exercised when the decision is made whether or not to grant this belt.
Peters pecker just shot a pearl necklace on his girlfriend. Because of this he has obtained his White Belt.
by Boxhead October 8, 2004
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