Boxhead's definitions

Baby Killaz

(ah-mær-eh-kinz)
1. See Americans
2. People who are obsessed with oil and other naturals resources.
3. One who takes pride in killing innocent women and children in the pursuit of natural resources.
4. A nation that elects a Fucktard whose only goals are in increase his personal wealth and that of his rich friends.
5. A nation that will look back 20 years from now and actually be brainwashed to believe that invading Iraq was a honourable thing to do.
6. A nation that is willing to bomb people at the very rumour of Weapons of Mass Destruction.
7. The Bush family.

Talk to Iraqis. They will show you who the Baby Killaz are.

by Boxhead January 19, 2006

Maintain Coolness

(main~tane kewl-ness)
adj. Keep it real, Be Cool, Shit wired tight, Maintaining, Maintained Coolness
1. An extreme state of Maintaining
2. When one is in a troublesome situation and does not give in to the pressure, temptations, or does not let negitive chance effect them.
3. To keep a high level of bad assery at a club/bar/party/home alone.

Eventhough that lying bitch cheated on Boxhead, he maintained coolness and obtained his first booty call one week after he shunned that slut. He later obtained his Grey belt at a second-degree level two weeks following. He definitely can Maintain Coolness.

by Boxhead January 19, 2006

biology

Not even a real science! Give us Physics and Chemistry instead. Without chemistry and physics, biology would not exist!

Biology....pah who needs it?

by BoXhEaD December 12, 2004

Yellow Belt

When a person urinates upon any part of their sexual partner(s) body, for the first time. Once urination is conducted the person will have his/her yellow belt. A yellow belt may be given by a panel of peers to those who piss on their partner who has no knowledge the act is actually taking place; proof must be provided from the partner, who is being pissed on, typically stemming from when they realize what is actually happening, and then they can confirm the occurrence to the panel of peers.

Mark now has his yellow belt because he pissed on Tabatha for the first time.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

Red Belt

When a person engages in sexual intercourse, for the first time, with their female partner who is having her period. Once the sexual act is conducted the person will have his/her red belt. A red belt should only be given by a panel of peers to those who can provide proof whether visual, confirmation from the partner, or detailed description.

Kevin was estatic to hear he got his red belt when he made love to the server while she was having her period.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

Grey Belt

When a person, male or female, engages in sexual intercourse or love making, with that of an older person. The older person would have to have Cougar/MILF/Old Dude status in order for the Grey Belt to be valid. The degree (I,II,III) of Grey Belt is determined by a panel of peers upon visual recognition of the older partner. A 1st degree Grey belt would consist of light Greying of the hair, usually covered with hair dye by Cougars. A 3rd degree would correspond to a full head of Grey Hair, and cannot be obstructed by dye i.e. the women cannot have dyed hair. Once all degrees are obtained, and are confirmed by a panel of peers, the individual will be recognized as a master and be granted the Titanium Belt and be known as Hey-zeus.

Melinda had premious sex with a man 10 years older than her. This man had half a head of Grey hair, and to her surprise she was granted the II-degree Grey belt by her peers.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

Titanium Belt

When one collect the I , II, and III degree Grey Belt. When one recieves the Titanium Belt, they are forever nicknamed Hey-zeus.

Curtis made passionate love to a young cougar, a 45 year old MILF with a half head of grey hair, and a women with 100% silver hair. Because of this, a panel of peers has granted him the Titanim Belt, and will call him hey-zeus.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004