50 definitions by Box Worm
Smoker is a guy that likes to eat out his girlfriend's ass, so called because he puts his lips on her butt (compared to putting his lips on a cigarette butt).
Blonde Suzy: Why is Jace always following Bri around staring at her ass?
Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.
Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.
Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.
Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.
Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.
Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.
Joel: You can have her then.
Bob: Joel is smart.
Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.
Kye: Well said.
Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.
Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.
Joel: You can have her then.
Bob: Joel is smart.
Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.
Kye: Well said.
by Box Worm November 30, 2019
Joe: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019