4 definitions by Bottom-feeder Beater

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.
"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
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Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.
"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"
by Bottom-feeder Beater October 24, 2019
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Getting taken in court by a Jewish lawyer or hiring a Jewish lawyer for that extra edge as a defendant in court.
"I got jewgypsued by that lawyer. "

"Oh, you were up against the firm MMA, a.k.a. Murphy, Murphy and Applebaum?That firm is skilled in the art of Jew-gyp-sue. You had no chance."
by Bottom-feeder Beater May 14, 2023
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When a facial goes over the line and gets in her hair.
Yeah, I gave that chick a crusty tiara once

Ever had a crusty tiara? No? Must have gone right over your head.
by Bottom-feeder Beater October 18, 2020
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