23 definitions by Bottom Ford
by Bottom Ford September 17, 2009
A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.
by Bottom Ford January 2, 2010
A rude and age-ist accusation made by young drivers against older drivers whose speed does not exceed the legal limit.
“Grandma Death’s doing five miles an hour. Oh wait, six now.”
“Clearly a case of driving while gray.”
“Clearly a case of driving while gray.”
by Bottom Ford April 6, 2010
1. The title of Matt Damon’s new spy thriller.
2. May refer to any extraneous or inferior movie sequel.
2. May refer to any extraneous or inferior movie sequel.
by Bottom Ford March 14, 2010
1. A utopian distiller of single-malt scotch that would be located on the Isle of Islay if it existed.
2. A figurative single-malt scotch that, when consumed by house pets, causes them to demand more treats and attention than they deserve.
2. A figurative single-malt scotch that, when consumed by house pets, causes them to demand more treats and attention than they deserve.
by Bottom Ford January 3, 2010
Knowledge or a system of knowledge covering improbable results of spa treatments or the operation of spa logic especially as fabricated for sales purposes and concerned with bodily appearance and sense pleasures.
by Bottom Ford June 8, 2009
A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.
“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
by Bottom Ford April 17, 2010