3 definitions by BotanicalMetal

What a DJ does when he runs out of ideas and wants to appeal to the 'yoof' audience. He adopts a stupid name, usually misspelt because everyone knows that younglings don't spell things properly and plays the same old crap he usually plays, only with ludicrous 'puns'. A waste of time and licence payers money. Anyone adopting such a tactic to try and liven up their show should be forcibly retired.
The DJ last night was serious jockin'.
by BotanicalMetal August 10, 2019
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Alternative spelling. Something that is obviously fake, especially knock off goods like DVDs or cheap unbranded food.
Martin's beard is well foogasi. It looks like someone just stuck it on.
by BotanicalMetal August 10, 2019
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Term for someone so stupid they would probably manage to stab themselves with a spoon or similar blunt object.
"Martin is such a spoonguard he thought Christmas Eve was Santa's wife."
by BotanicalMetal March 11, 2023
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