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1. MILF Wand
Male sexual organ, used for penetrating ladies 30 years old or older that had offspring. Possess Magical powers with MILF's to make them do abnormal activities.
I was in da club an Bitches were all up on me. This one hoa made my MILF Wand start to rise.

I best friends Mom can't get enough of my MILF Wand, it's like her heroin but I'm not complaining.
Last night at the club we did karaoke with this soccer mom convention, then took one home to sing in to my MILF Wand all night.
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by Boss man ffds Jul 11, 2012 add a video
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