Definitions by BootyMan

Texas tumbleweed 

The accumulation of pubes found on bars of soap

When I used my friends bathroom, to my amazement I picked up the soap to find a large Texas tumbleweed on it

Texas tumbleweed by Bootyman November 10, 2014

Renedo Sympton 

The Renedo Symtpon is a phrase that was coined to describe the direct correlation between the closeness in proximity that one lives in relation to their place of work, and the resulting decrease in punctuality.

"Why is Will always late to work? I travel from Guildford to London everday and am rarely, if ever, late. He lives around the corner, and yet is late every other day!"
"He is a classic case-in-point of the Renedo Sympton."

Renedo Sympton by BootyMan December 5, 2012

bling bling gallery 

A ghetto-ass web site like youngthugbitches.com featuring TGP picture and video galleries of thug-o-licious street bitches.

Have you checked out youngthugbitches.com bling bling gallery post?

bling bling gallery by bootyman March 21, 2005

gibbity 

bullshit or unimportant conversation.
sometimes used with ratatattat.

"man, stop talking that gibbity."
"So Im talking to this girl and Bob comes up talking that Gibbity and then gibbity gibbity and a ratatattat and I slapped his ass!"

gibbity by bootyman March 13, 2004