29 definitions by Bonny lad

part me hair

When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.

"Bloody kebab. I'm off to part me hair."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

mouse's ear

Opposite of clown's pocket.

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Crossword Nazi

Everybody's favourite asshole. This is the type of person who makes sure that THEY are the ones who get to do every last crossword in the sunday papers, even if YOU bought the damn paper yourself. Can be widened in meaning to encompass anybody who has a tendency to make sure they get all the enjoyment out of something which is quite trivial, yet in principle is still quite important.

"Christ's sake Billy, you've already popped all the little bubbles of air in this entire roll of bubble wrap. I wanted to do some! You're such a crossword nazi!"
"Gott in Himmel! Ich bin ein Berlinner!"
"What the fuck have donuts got to do with anything, foo?"

by Bonny lad November 15, 2004

Clammin

North East of England slang term meaning 'hungry'.

Hyar mate, giz' a bit o yer borga, ah's puar clammin like.

by Bonny lad November 30, 2004

Slap

Generic term for make-up.

"I'll look beautiful once I've put on a bit of slap."
"I seriously doubt it, Brian."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Slap

When used in the configuration of 'having a slap' it means to masturbate.

Bill: D'you want to go to the match tonight?
Dave: Nah, I was going to stay in and have a slap.

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Gnat's Chuff

If something is extremely tight, then it could be said to be 'tighter than a gnat's chuff.'

"So there I was yeah, just pulled this crackin' bird yeah, took her upstairs, took her mini off, and whoa! She was tighter than a gnat's chuff!"
"Colin, please don't talk like that at the dinnertable."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004