Highly Functional Alcoholic
a form of alcoholism where the alcoholic is able to maintain their outside life such as jobs, academics, relationships etc. all while drinking alcoholically like a boss
Friend: You should quit drinking.
Me: NONSENSE, I'm no quitter! I have a high paying job, an awesome girlfriend, and I graduated college with honors. I am an HFA.
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