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HFA
Highly Functional Alcoholic

a form of alcoholism where the alcoholic is able to maintain their outside life such as jobs, academics, relationships etc. all while drinking alcoholically like a boss.
(me drinking)

Friend: You should quit drinking.
Me: NONSENSE, I'm no quitter! I have a high paying job, an awesome girlfriend, and I graduated college with honors. I am an HFA.
by BongJamesBong May 29, 2011

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