Boltman88's definitions

Hockey Ninja

A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution.

Fan 1: "How did Darcy Tucker not get called for boarding?!"

Fan 2: "Because he is a hockey ninja."

by Boltman88 January 15, 2009