| 1. | Hockey Ninja | ||
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A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution. Fan 1: "How did Darcy Tucker not get called for boarding?!"
Fan 2: "Because he is a hockey ninja." |
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| 2. | Hockey Ninja | ||
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A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy. "Oh my gawd! He came out of nowhere and scored?"
"That's because... he's a Hockey Ninja!" |
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