6 definitions by Bohuslava
A little gnome with fancy fresh bangs. She is the manliest man to ever walk this manly earth. Dont mess with ruby.
by Bohuslava April 5, 2021
An activity that inflicts pain, discomfort, depression, anxiety, finger loss, headaches, dizziness, spinal fusion, confusion, death and may result in a semi permanent coma.
“I might sign up for dance! What do u think!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”
by Bohuslava April 5, 2021
A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.
by Bohuslava April 3, 2021
A blue haired Russian queen. She conquered the Netherlands in 1802. She was a dandy old fellow. She participated in dressage alone. Frequently. She was constantly bombarded by angry mobs of blonde haired ladies. She survived. She still lives to this day. But where? Who knows.
“Is that bohuslava the blue haired Russian queen??”
“Yeah that’s TOTALLY her. Look at her ripe blue hair.”
“Yeah that’s TOTALLY her. Look at her ripe blue hair.”
by Bohuslava April 5, 2021
Person 1: yo let’s play cup pong
Person 2: ok *proceeds to be super good at it*
Person 1: woah man your a master ponger
Person 2: ok *proceeds to be super good at it*
Person 1: woah man your a master ponger
by Bohuslava October 22, 2022
A shockingly tall ogre who loves to inflict pain with her egotistical acts. Dorf Dorf brings nothing but a dark cloud. She also lacks a brain.
by Bohuslava April 8, 2021