59 definitions by Boggler
(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.
Examples:
A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.
Examples:
A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.
"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"
"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".
"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".
by Boggler August 18, 2009
(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.
My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!
by Boggler November 3, 2023
Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.
by Boggler January 5, 2016
(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.
Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.
by Boggler March 5, 2004
(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.
by Boggler October 1, 2005
tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".
How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!
by Boggler April 10, 2009
(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.
Honestly, Jack, what are you doing behind that window drape?
Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.
Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.
by Boggler December 25, 2008