Definitions by Bobnoxious

Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."

Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.

Parking Lot Therapy by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020

Wallet flush

Wallet Flush: Extraordinary and unexpected one-time expense, usually associated with car repairs, particularly European brands. Also, includes expenses related to, among others, veterinarian, heating/air-conditioning and plumbing. Not to be confused with the more painful Wallet Enema.

The veterinarian gave Bob a Wallet flush!

Wallet flush by Bobnoxious May 18, 2017

Rhetorical masturbation 

Rhetorical masturbation: Self-aggrandizing speech consisting of lies and deceit usually by politicians.

Hillary Clinton's speech was nothing more than rhetorical masturbation .

Rhetorical masturbation by Bobnoxious May 17, 2017

Randy for Andy

Also known as "Johnsons for Jacksons" -- a desperation for money to be earned on one's knees, $20 at a time. Implies a frivilous use of the money so earned.

Those boots are bitchin'! I'm randy for Andy to get me a pair.

Randy for Andy by Bobnoxious April 10, 2008