1 definition by Bobbo the Ham-Eating Marsupial
As a Unionville Alumnist I feel comfortable in saying that you should all be paying more attention in English class. If you were truly free thinkers there wouldn't be so much trash talking on a web page for slang definitions. If you didn't deserve to be called whatever it is you have been called, you wouldn't be on here telling people to get a life. It is my opinion that none of you have even the faintest clue what lies ahead for you in the real world. The truth is, if you could look past the Unionville "Clicks", you would realize that now is the time to have fun and learn how to take care of each other. The world turns into a harsh place real quick for those who don't know how to take care of thier friends. Mommy and Daddy can't take care of you physically, socially, and FINANCIALLY forever...and if they do, I pity you. So instead of bashing the rich kids, or hiding the new kids backpack, or gossipping behind slutty girls back, why don't you all take a minute to think about how much better the quality of life would be for you if everyone got along...or at least tried to get along like adults.
My graduating class was hailed by the teachers as being the best group of students to pass through Unionville in 20 years, we were good to each other and our teachers and aside from a few bad apples, every day was at least pleasant. We still had our "clicks" but we knew how to transcend them, to see past our own selfishness and understand the meaning of the phrase "The Greater Good." Unionville is filled with beautiful people, the rest of your life will not be.
by Bobbo the Ham-Eating Marsupial January 6, 2005