1 definition by BobbleFett

A real man is whatever you aren't and whatever other people want you to be. A real man is the building block in a pyramid scheme of bullshit about what a man should or should not be. If men weren't concerned with being real men, and out manning each other maybe the world wouldn't be collapsing under the weight of all the cunts running it.
Real men fight in wars.
A real man would put food on the table.

A real man knows how to lead, like Hitler, Hitler was a real man.
by BobbleFett February 24, 2019
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