Bob Jones's definitions

fakey

When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.

So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!

by Bob Jones November 25, 2003

the dirty wertsie

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.

Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.

by bob jones March 19, 2005