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Merrick is a wealthy town on the southshore of Long Island. With extravegent houses in the south, west, and north. It is surrounded by Freeport(ghetto),Roosevelt(ghetto), Uniondale(almost all ghetto), East Meadow (not ghetto), and Bellmore (just plain old trashy but beautiful in parts). It is mostly populated by Jews with a small percentage of Catholics. Therefore the Public Schools are filled with Jappy girls and horny boys. If you visit Merrick all you will find are open house parties along the open bay. Parts of Merrick include South Merrick, Merrick Woods, and North Merrick. And recently the town added those stupid little signs trying to give each section a name for example, "Merrick Lea" but it didn't work. The teens weekends consist of parties at the grammar schools for example drinking at Fayette, smoking at Chatterton, and sex at Birch. Good times in the little South Shore town.
Party in Merrick tonight. Oh Yea where? Up at Fayette. But then we'll probally end up on the bay.
by Bob Morash December 24, 2006
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