1 definition by Bob Mierda
A progger is a person who loves progressive rock, a music style which is pretentious as fuck in which solos go on for like two weeks until it makes you want to get hit by a bus so you can stop listening to the guitarist's solo which in reality is not a solo but his enormous ego speaking through the guitar.
Guy 1: Dude, let's go listen to some Emerson, Lake and Palmer!
Guy 2: What are you, a progger? Fuck you man! I'd rather eat a sandwich with nails and shit in it!
Guy 2: What are you, a progger? Fuck you man! I'd rather eat a sandwich with nails and shit in it!
by Bob Mierda November 2, 2013