3 definitions by Bmckeat

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 20, 2021

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 20, 2021

Raisin Brain

A very impaired brain, shrunk and deformed - like a grape withered by the sun, forming a raisin.

They always wondered what was wrong with Chad, he always seemed dumber than a piece of toast. "Perhaps he has a raisin brain?" Julie offered. "My cousin had raisin brain." George said. "Couldn't tell his ass from his face." Chad continued to stare at them in confused silence.

by Bmckeat June 3, 2021